8pm Resus room:
A newly-wed young lady with dysuria. Jari di inai masih merah. All radiant but dehydrated with hypotensive, her urine looks dirty. Looks like another case of a honeymoon cystitis. Treatment: A good dose of antibiotics and... err take it easy ma'am and yes you too sir.
1am Private wing:
A VIP with an elective admission had a sudden surge in BP. There is nothing that a 'genuine' smile and an amlodipine 10mg od cannot fix.
4am Dengue Haemorrhagic Fever:
A 40 year old housewife, flushed out, abdominal distention, bibasal lungs crepitation fortunately no postural hypotension and good capillary refill. Gave her a 1 pint of dream over 1 hour and that bring the Haematocrit down nice and easy.
5am:
Kroooohhhh.... krooohhh krooohhhhh (apnoea) cough cough... wroooohhhhh wroooohhh
6 comments:
Wow .. working in that kind of time invite.. Krooooooohhhh.. I see!
Tumpang Lalu Pill Pusher..
Sir Pok Deng.. we can ask Allah to make us die in Dignity.. Afterall everything is HIS and HIS alone...
SPD: Phew! That just blew my mind. Even House could not say it better ;)
Wan: Yes, to him we all return. The end might be closer than we think.
for whatever u're doing for the above... i concur. (i think this is what decrapio said in 'catch me if u can').
House plagiarized my quotes.
ok..been itching to ask this. what's a honeymoon cyst? :p
Tea: Yeah I agree with you - cough cough
Jerry: newly wed. excessive sex, bugs in the wife's bladder. ouch.
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